it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here
PotC, confession time so sometimes when I search PotC posts I see pics, of norrington without the wig and I'm like hell yeah, but then I find the pics of him in fully uniform with the wig and Im like HELL YEAH CAN I GET AN AMEN, is it he looks prettier in full getup? idk man i don't even know what this says about me, someone's gonna tag view this post and be like wtf trainwreck are these tags?,
I spent an hour looking for my external hardrive earlier and finally gave up and my cat just knocked a bunch of shit over and I went over to pick it up and found my hardrive which she apparently knocked down last time she knocked stuff over and I didn’t notice.